Once you've been, you'll never forget:
Seals and shags, dolphins and dunlins,
And guillemots, and curlews who flock,
And splendid ducks who "aah-woo",
Like Frankie Howerd,
And oystercatchers who peep peep,
Peep peep peep peep peep,
Laughing -
They don't have to run the gauntlet.